Following the 2024 lesbian renaissance in London comes an exciting NEW cabaret. You are cordially invited to… DYKE Systems Ltd™!

Brought to you by the brains behind 2 Indie Boys from Reading comes a brand new show. Part business seminar, part cabaret, part suburban nightmare - this is one lucrative business you can't afford to miss! Let us help you find your inner...

Dynamic
Young
Knowledgeable
Entrepreneurs

Throughout the night you’ll be guided through the DYKE™ programme by 2 pros in the business. BUT, do they even know what they’re selling? Will they find the DYKE DEEP inside of them? And can they get away with it Scott free?

If you enjoy things like John Waters, cult films, lesbian references, cheese sandwiches, Tupperware parties & AMAZING acts then this is the night for you!

Doors from 7pm, with bars and music until 11pm
Happy hour 7pm-8pm with 2 for £10 on cans of wine and beer, pub prices at the bar for the rest of the evening.

Tickets
Full Price: £9
Concessions: £7
Solidarity/Allyship Ticket: £11 (For allies of the LGBTQIA+ community or those who can afford to pay a higher ticket price)

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Summer in The Ditch

Nights of live performance, drag and cabaret.

Join us for Summer in The Ditch – a series of artist takeovers of the basement space at Shoreditch Town Hall, featuring a glorious programme of all things camp, queer and cult...

With experimental new work, and rough and ready sessions from musicians, artists, poets and performers, anything can happen and the unexpected is always welcome. So meet us in The Ditch for some mischief and mayhem.

For the full Summer in The Ditch line-up, click here

All performances will be relaxed: audiences are allowed to move around, make noise and leave the room. Latecomers will be admitted.